I may be the Greatest Driving Instructor in Bedford, (Possibly) but that doesn’t mean I’m equipped with infrared eyesight or super-human abilities to read peoples minds!
So, why do cyclists insist on riding their bikes around Bedford at night without lights? Come to that, not only do they not have lights, but the really mentally impaired ones also tend to wear dark clothing!
Of course, then there are the particularly advanced cyclists. You can spot those easily, because they won’t be riding on the road, or cycle path. They will be the ones who ride on the pavement, often with no hands on the handle bars and very often on their mobile phones as well. (That’s when they are not listening to their MP3 player glued into their ears)!! Oh, and the top award for idiocity goes to the ones who do all of the above AND, they swerve off the pavement into the road (without warning) back onto the pavement and then turn into the road and go up a one way street, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! You can tell they are particularly advanced in the art of Cyclopathy‘cos they have a stupid aerodynamic hat in fluorescent pink strapped to their heads. At least their half a brain cell will be well protected, even if the poor pedestrians suffer permanent brain damage as they dive for cover from the marauding masses of two wheeled terrorists.
And where are the
Police in all this? How many dangerous and inconsiderate cyclists have they booked, taken to court and fined for dangerous cycling? I suppose they are too busy counting their revenue from speed cameras. (Yes, I said SPEED CAMERAS), not safety cameras, but speed cameras, or what we used to call speed traps.
The whole emphasis on road safety it seems is placed firmly on the poor, beleaguered motorist. As a driving instructor in Bedford, of course I teach driving skills to the best of my ability. I teach defensive driving and yes, to a degree, I even teach my pupils to read the minds of the other half-witted road (and pavement) users out there.
Well, enough is enough. It’s time that the “Authorities” (Ha!), cracked down this pedal powered plague. Lets put a special purchase tax on cycles, ( to sign the petition on 10,Downing St web site follow the link), say a one off £20 tax. Make cyclists pay insurance. Confiscate offenders bicycles, crush them (the bikes that is ….actually, erm …no, yes, I do mean the bikes), fine offending riders, in fact, make them accountable for their actions in exactly the same way as car drivers are. And then, maybe they would take their responsibilities more seriously.
These views are my personal views and DO NOT necessasarily reflect the views of BADDIA as an a association or its membership. If you disagree with me, please feel free to comment here.
Paul.


